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- me replying late to someone i just met: i am so sorry this doesnt usually happen ill try to reply earlier from now on
- me replying late to someone ive known for a while: listen asshole .be grateful it only took me 8 days, this couldve been weeks, even months. next time i might just not reply at all, count your blessings, next time i might just not be there for you .
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This is it. This is retail.
literally
- some nerd: if you stop eating refined sugars for a while it changes your whole palate. you'll start to notice the natural sweetness of baby carrots, or whole wheat bread!
- me: *pouring chocolate-covered potato chips into my mouth* that's real fucking neato
